Things I Never Expected to Say, Vol. III

You can't have corn chips. You don't have teeth yet!

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You're four months old. Do you really still need to poop every time you eat?

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Do you want your hand or do you want food? That is the question.

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Apparently the answer is your turtle.

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How does your chewing hurt so much? You don't have teeth!

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And now you're eating your spider.

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This looked OK when I bought it, but now I kinda want to dress you in these dresses ALL THE TIME. You're SO CUTE!

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Why do you only try to touch your bum when it's covered in poo?