Sunday, February 28, 2016

Things I Never Expected to Say, Vol. I

Why are you eating your (clean) diaper? Your giraffe is right there!

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You're only playing, so let go of my bra! 

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Quiet parts of Mass aren't for talking. 

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Does my knuckle taste good? 

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Dear, we are not turning our baby into sausage.

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We aren't making baby stock either. 

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Why are you chewing on your pants? 

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Are you a faucet?
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You are so cute I think I'm going to explode.